CD AND SAMPLES

"Equal Opportunity Offenders", the debut CD from Smashing Rumpkin, is creating quite a sexual stir in the music industry. It is appropriately titled due to their countless violations of the California Penile code.

Every circumcised cut on the CD is based on a true life experience had by either Craven or Buster. Topics included are a 14-inch-cock, the negative effects of too much ejaculation, anal penetration, the art of female masterbation, feminine hygiene, and the voyeuristic fantasies of a chronic
masterbator.

It was recorded at DBW Productions by legendary engineer/producer David Chamberlin, and was produced by Buster and David. Buster Hymen can be heard on vocals and acoustic guitar. Craven Moorehead can be heard on vocals and the skin flute. Don't forget to hear some semen samples of the CD....once you hear these sound bytes, you will undoubtedly be adding it to your party collection.

PLEASE NOTE:
If there is anyone we failed to offend on this CD, we do sincerely apologize...we will try our best to offend you next time.

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