BUSTER'S BIO

Buster Hymen, born Buster Douglass Hymen, is who he is today due to his humble beginnings and undeniably perverted roots.

He was born in the summer of 69' to world reknown sexual scientist Dr. Terrence Hymen, inventor of the cock ring and the Acu Jack Penis Pump.
His father's works inspired a young Buster to attend the P.I.A., the Perverted Institute of America, where he studied the hedonistic lifestyle and aquatic masterbation. He was definitely "cumming of age."

He paid his way through college by working as stock boy at world famous Pleasure Chest sex shop.
It was there that he met porn legend Ron Jeremy. It wasn't long before he became his stunt double because of his ability to perform multiple money shots on command.

But as much as he was a pervert at heart...he soon discovered that he had music in his blood.
When he wasn't studying the female anatomy....he was busy taking guitar lessons and learning more about his organ.
He soon became one of the original members of Menudo, and began learning the craft of writing pop music as well.
He wrote the theme song to such classic hit movies as Forest Hump, The Sperminator, and Saturday Night Beaver.

Today, Buster keeps busy by spending time with his beautiful girlfriend, and working at Bob's Classy Lady as one of the hottest strip club D.J.'s around.
He is also proud to be the cock model for Doc Johnson's dildos and vibrators and is also author of the best selling book, "Seven ways to a prettier penis".

CRAVEN'S BIO

Craven James Moorehead was born on June 1, 1970 in Los Angeles. He grew up in the Fairfax area, and eventually moved to the Westside, where he currently resides.
He comes from a tight knit family of perverts, although they all agree that Craven is by far the most perverted.

His musical career began around age 14, when he first began playing the skin flute. He wrote such classic 80's hits as "I'll fuck the world and start with you" (later parodied by Modern English), "Masterbating for a girl like you" (parodied by Foreigner), and "Walk with an Erection", (parodied by the Bangles).

His music teacher at the time, Phil Latio, dubbed him a child prodigy. He later graduated Magna Cum Louder from Cal State Northridge with a PHD....a pretty huge dick.

When Craven isn't working on his music, you're sure to find him lifting weights, running, or masterbating in crowded intersections. He's also very spiritual, and prays to God everyday, thanking him for giving him his naturally perverted mind.
Craven also loves to play and watch sports and is also an artist. He even illustrated the best seller, "More positions than you ever dreamt possible". Additionally, he works as a taste tester for edible underwear.

Craven is extremely romantic and sensitive to a woman's needs, recognizing the importance of oral sex.
Former girlfriend Connie Lingus calls him "the best muff diver of all time".

Finally, as for what turns Craven on, he loves a shapely, curvy body, cute smile, great sense of humor, and above all.......a closely shaven beaver!